buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

(via mylifeaslaela)

mylifeaslaela:

adamusprime:

there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants

“you’re so hot,” i whispered

as i took my plate of food out of the microwave

(Source: formido, via loveisaripeplum)